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Trip Awards from the 2004 - 2005 Season
In the past, on the bus-ride home from each trip, awards were presented to everyone who came on the trip.
Last year we didn't have a single awards ceremony! And the year before that, they didn't happen much.
The awards are in danger of going away.
However, maybe they should go away...
I personally think the awards are a lot of fun and I always really enjoyed them.
Ultimately, it's up to YOU - the club members. If you want to continue having the awards, fight for them!
Wolf Creek 04 Purgatory 05 Telluride 05 Crested Butte 05
"Best Of" From Past Seasons Present Your Own Award!
We came dangerously close to having awards!! But Mimi vetoed the idea so...
No Wolf Creek awards for this season...
No awards for the Purg trip since we had fun with the White Elephant game instead.
Yes! Believe it or don't, we had awards!!
| Best Extras in a Salsa Movie | Gretl and Cathy F - went dancing with locals practicing for a production |
| Chocolate Stogie Award | Jim - ate the most chocolate rolls at the wine party |
| Goggle Scratch Award | Tammy - scratched new goggles while kissing Jim on the slopes |
| Best Fall Award | John - indescribable aerial feat far beyond mere yard sale. One ski was finally found in a tree! |
| Breakfast in the Condo Award | Dick & Linda - Can't do anything till after a good breakfast! |
| Ten Minute Award | Marie - Joined the Telluride trip the day we left! |
| VIP Award | Lee - Has the most close personal friends |
| Tub-Side Strip Award | Mikey - Skied to tub & disrobed right there (tribute to Air-Jer) |
| Computer Geek of the Week | Nancy - Brought her new laptop and used it every day |
| Multi-Tasker Award | Rick - Skied and snowboarded both! |
| Better at Getting a Massage Than Skiing | Jackie & Carla |
| Best Patience Award | James - No explanation given, but none needed either... |
| Emerill La Gasse Award | Bill, our wonderful Food Man!! |
| Been There Done That Award | Ginger - skied every trail |
| Imitating a Local Award | Erv - Sat on a park bench downtown with his cool hat |
| Best 1980's Ski Outfit | Mark (who ain't one to thump a free melon!) |
| Purple Coat Award | Ginny - Replaced her traditional purple coat with a new one! |
| Best Ladies' Changing Room Host | Larry |
| Sixty Hour Award | Kat - Marathon endurance hanging out with Mark |
| Valentines Award | Sheryl & Sally - Stayed in the most romantic B&B in Telluride (with each other) |
| First Injury Award | Cathy M - Hurt her knee on her first run! (ouch!) |
| Puzzle Man Award | Ed - Always keeps us guessing |
| No Crap in Your Pants Award | Rod - Survived his first Double-Diamon |
| Best Reverse Face Plant OFF the Slopes | Mimi - During the heated Fanny Pinch Quarter Drop competition, she did a back-flip over the couch, narrowly missing the coffee table. (But did she get the quarter in??) |
| Weather-was-so-nice-I-had-nothing-to-bitch-about Award | Cyndy (who also reincarnated her dead zebra jacket!) |
| Nice Guy Award | Al - Patiently skied with Donna |
| Circuit Breaker Award | Georgette - Two-fisted hair-drying blew the room's power |
| Worst Meal Award | Ken & Eileen - Had a very bad dinner downtown... |
| Born Again Skier Award | Darrell - Gave up his snowboard for this trip! |
| Wake-Up Call Award | Tom - Took three calls to rouse the fella! |
| "I'll See You" Award | Sally - Said she was skiing so bad she'd go hit the greens... |
| Glutton for Punishment Award | Ted - Came on another trip after just doing Purgatory |
| Avid Reader Award | Carol - Always working on a book! |
| Bright Smile Award | Sue - The sun don't shine that bright! |
| Mean As a Snake Award | Phillip - Harassing strangers and threatening to string people up |
| Fire Alarm Award | Gary - Set off the alarm while waxing skis in the bathroom... |
| Best Ski Club Tattoo | Natasha - Snowflake on her hip |
| Nice Fiancee Award | Donna - For skiing with Al |
| Stud 60 Award | Warren - Skied with his harem on his birthday |
| Consierge Award | Jerry - Hung out in the men's changing room all day! |
No Crested Butte awards...
| Schwarzenegger Award |
Dr. Steve
At 74 years young, Dr. Steve was used to skiing free. When he went to pick up his free lift ticket, they informed him they don't give free tickets till 80 years of age.
Dr. Steve replied, "I'll be back." |
| Best Quote Award | Lani: "I don't ski Diamonds, I wear them" |
| Reggae Dancing Award | Ginny (the band is still laughing!) |
| Most turned-on by Black Erotic Dancer Award | Nicole |
| Most turned-on by Nicole being turned-on... | Erv Jaros |
| The Hee-Hawin' Life-Lovin' Gatorbump-Zippin' Munchkin Award | Air Jer |
| New Motto Award | John McFerrin: "To Turn is to Admit Defeat" |
| Butt Slap Award | Mimi: accosted (or was it approached?) by young woman in bar |
| Arsenic & Old Lace Award | Ginny: kept pouring her margaritas into poor Mikey's glass! |
Present Your Own Award to Someone!
If there was something especially memorable and/or award-worthy that was forgotten, overlooked or rejected, you can nominate someone here. Simply give the person's name(s) and the Award name in the text box below. If your nomination passes editorial approval, we'll post your award here with the rest (and give you full credit if you include your name...)!